Shift Into 9th Gear

thoracs:

Don’t send nudes

SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*
yrmomschesthair:

scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

santa is crowd surfing 

yrmomschesthair:

scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

santa is crowd surfing 

thatfunnyblog:

CANNOT UNSEE

thatfunnyblog:

CANNOT UNSEE

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

phobias:

mondays

blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream